Around the League in 1 Sentance

Around the NFL in 1 sentance.

 

Chiefs 26, Eagles 16

Chiefs: This team is for real and will be relevant in December.

Eagles: Exciting to watch, but Michael Vick and LeSean McCoy will not last 16 games in this offense.

 

Bengals 34, Packers 30

Bengals: A tremendously talented yet flawed team.

Packers: An amazing QB surrounded by an injured team and a mediocre at best defense.

 

Cowboys 31, Rams 7

Cowboys: Good enough to win the NFC East and that is about it.

Rams: A perfectly average Jeff Fischer team.

 

Titans 20, Chargers 17

Titans: Good enough to beat a team that doesn’t play their best, but not good enough to win a playoff game.

Chargers: A prototypical 7-9 team.

 

Browns 31, Vikings 27

Browns: A train wreck of an organization (regardless of their victory).

Vikings: Too heavy for Peterson to carry.

 

Patriots 23, Buccaneers 3

Patriots: Good enough to beat inferior teams and win the AFC East, but not a Super Bowl contender.

Buccaneers: A car wreck disguise as a football team in really cool jerseys.

 

Saints 31, Cardinals 7

Saints: The most underrated good team.

Cardinals: Feeling the effects of Carson Palmer.

 

Lions 27, Redskins 20

Lions: A classic 8-8 looking team.

Redskins: An extremely overrated team that had a lot of things fall their way in 2012.

 

Panthers 38, Giants 0

Panthers: A bad team that kicked the crap out of a worse team.

Giants: A team in complete disarray.

 

Ravens 30, Texans 9

Ravens: Good enough to get hot and make a run and bad enough to come up short of the playoffs.

Texans: A team with good pieces that just seems to be missing something.

 

Dolphins 27, Falcons 23

Dolphins: One of the least convincing 3-0 teams I can remember.

Falcons: A paper juggernaut that has all the makings of a stunning disappointment.

 

Jets 27, Bills 20

Jets: Possibly the worst 2-1 team ever.

Bills: A lost franchise that continues to turn in obscurity .

 

Colts 27, 49ers 7

Colts: Maybe I have underrated this team and owe an apology.

49ers: Looking like the rebuilding team we thought they were prior to the 2012 season.

 

Seahawks 45, Jaguars 17

Seahawks: Wins against the Jaguars carry no weight, but this Seahawks team is likely to cause me to issue a second apology.

Jaguars: Clearly not getting the brand message of the NFL to “Protect the Shield.”

 

Bears 40, Steelers 23

Bears: An opportunistic defense and better than average offense which could make them a player come January.

Steelers: A sad shell of a very proud organization.

 

Broncos 37, Raiders 21

Broncos: The clear frontrunner in the AFC.

Raiders: A terrible team good enough to beat a team that doesn’t take them seriously.